Lone Ranger

[Jamesyboi]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you think?" The Lone Ranger replies reassuringly, "Well, Tonto, it's like this, God gives us miracles in life. Each day is a new beginning, just like every night there's a new star in the sky. What do you think?" Tonto looks at him, confused and says, "Tonto thinks someone stole tento."

[Pink Mist]

10 libby votes

[peter991]

You are getting too generous with those votes, bronco. They cost money. Heck, I just heard that if you want to contest the 2008 US Presidential election, you'd better have at least $US500 million spare.

Peter