Dave Goes To Town

[Crow Boy]

Young Dave was a big strapping lad from way back in the rural backblocks of Australia where he worked with his dad on the family cattle property. One day Dad said to young Dave "lad I think you should head down to Sydney for the annual Agricultural Show" Young Dave thought that sounded like a great idea becase the truth be told he had never been anywhere but the farm in his life. For the next couple of weeks Dave worked hard and on the evening before he was to catch the train down to Sydney, Dad took him aside and said to him "Dave lad, just between us two have you ever done it?" "Done what, Dad" replied Dave. Dad got a bit embarrassed and said "well you know done it with a woman" "done what?" said Dave who if it be told was as strong as an ox and almost as smart "Well had sex with her" said Dad "Dave went bright red and shuffled his feet in the dirt, looking down at his dusty boots, he shook his head and said that up to that point in time he had never done it. Dad said that he thought as much and after checking that yound Dave understood the ins and outs of it, so to speak, advised him to head up to Kings Cross which was the infamous red light district of Sydney. Dad said that when he was heading of to the big one in '39 he had found many a friendly lass who was happy to help address this problem, for a reasonable fee. Dave said he understood and with that settled he headed of to Sydney with a light heart, and his pockets full of cash for the big adventure.

When he arrived in Sydney Dave headed of to the Agricultural Show and had a great time, he saw the Axe chopping, the Draught Horse races, spent time leaning back and talking with other lads from the bush all in town for the event. At night he went up with his new mates and had a few beers and it was a great time had by all.

Then Dave remembered that the next morning he was due to head back to the farm and he still hadn't done "it" so he headed up to Kings Cross and walked around looking for a lady willing to help him out. But Dave was disapointed because everywhere he looked the only women he saw where with other men or too old and ugly for him to even consider. Down heartened Dave wandered the streets until he happened to see a beautiful woman walking into a shop. Standing in front of the shop he read the sign and it was "Chiropodist" Well Dave was a well educated fellow having made it all the way to Grade 6 on the old School of the Air but he had no idea what a Chiropodist was. However he thought to himself that girl was really pretty and it sounds like the right place.

Dave knocked on the front door and another stunning girl opened the door. She looked at Dave and cooly said "can I help you?" Dave was stunned, she was about 180cm tall, long read hair and white skin like the underbelly of a Murray Cod. He stammered out "I hope so Miss, my name's Dave and I'm in town and I have a real need that I'm hoping you can sort out for me" She invited him in and said "have you been here before?" Dave was a bit embarrassed and said "no Miss this is the first time I have ever been to a place like this" She smiled so sweetly Dave thougth his heart would burst and took him into to a side room and said "make youself ready and I will be with you in a few minutes"

Well Dave couldn't wait, as soon as she had left the room and closed the door he stripped of all his clothes and stood there naked as the day he was born.

A couple of minutes later the girl came in as with a shriek said "oh my god that isn't a foot"

Well Dave holding his manhood in his hand looked her right in the eye and said "Ahhh come on Miss, you aren't going to knock me back for the sake of an inch or two are ya?"