TEACHER: What's wrong?
MUSA : Our house is very small.
MUSA: My mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Musa are you sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"
Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet. don't answer. The following morning Musa comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness why the black eye again?
Musa : Dad asked me again, Musa are you sleeping? I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, You know, at the same time Mum was breathing like a Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, Are you coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, Are you coming too? Dad answered, Yes. They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm coming too ...

Thanks for the laugh...good humor!   ????

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