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His and Hers New Years Resolutions and Goals

The Basic Difference:

Hers: Lose weight / Go on a diet / Drink more water

His: One case beer per weekend (unless having guys over or Superbowl weekend)

Hers: ONLY one chocolate bar per week

His: ONLY three nights at topless bar per week

Hers: Workout - Jog/Step Bench 5 times week

His: Move furniture to find lost little black book and bedroom TV remote

Hers: Subscribe to Shape/Fitness Magazine

His: Call 1-800 number to get on Victoria's Secret catalog mailing list

Hers: Go on romantic second date with Bob/Accounting

His: Score on second date with Suzy/Marketing

Hers: Get organized/clean house

His: Give old Penthouse mags to Goodwill (or younger brother)

Hers: Buy new Daily Planner

His: Buy new little Black Book if no luck under furniture

Hers: Find out name of tall good-looking guy in Finance

His: Score with tall, long-legged Blond in Finance

Hers: Read More / Less TV

His: Buy Dish - More sports channels!!

Hers: Watch quality TV with positive messages

His: When surfing DO NOT stop on "Allie McBeal" -EVER

Hers: Plan budget / Save more money

His: Only three nights at topless bar per week

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