I Pay In Full..

[gentman]

An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he

didn't>have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in

his life to tell them of his fate.

1. His Doctor

2. His Priest

3. His Lawyer

Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So I have summoned

you three here, because you are the most important people in my life, and

I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going to give each of you and envelope

with $50,000 dollars inside. When I die, I would ask that all three of you

throw the money into my grave.

After the man passed on, the 3 people happened to run into each other.

The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money, he

owed me on lots of medical bills. But, I threw the other $40,000 in like he

requested."

The Priest said, "I have to admit also, I kept $25,000 dollars for the

church. Its all going to a good cause. I did, however, throw the other

$25,000 in the grave."

Well the Lawyer just couldn't believe what he was hearing! "I am

surprised at you two taking advantage of him like that."

"I wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in ! ! !"

[Pink Mist]

That sounds more like reality than a joke

[Tornado]

This is actually a true story as I was the undertaker at the very same funeral , I went on a holday and bought a new car with 65,000, and the cheque bounced

Yes it was a poor attempt at humour