Three Bunched Together

[brahmburgers]

A pompous minister was seated next to a Redneck from Texas on a flight

across the country.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Redneck asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed

before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips."

The Redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Dang, me too. I didn't know we had a choice.

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This is what marriage is really all about:

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The

old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He

placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out

the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one

pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup

down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the

people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell

they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one

meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He

politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man

said they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a

bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking

turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another

meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are

used to sharing everything."

As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the

napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had

yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting

for?"

She answered....

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"THE TEETH."

[Crow Boy]

A pompous minister was seated next to a Redneck from Texas on a flight

across the country.

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This is what marriage is really all about:

"THE TEETH."

hey jamesyboi - where are you? Heres your chance because Bramburger has done a recycle and I think both of them were posted by you

CB

Edited March 30, 2007 by Crow Boy