George Bush

[Jamesyboi]

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the First button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.

Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"

A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and Bush presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.

"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!" Dubya says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"

[jm49er1]

err i don't get it

[peter991]

jm49er1: It's a bit dated now that Saddam Hussein is dead. Basically, Saddam (so the joke goes used mechanical devices to kick Bush when they met in Iraq. Bush (being more sophisticated ??) used his '3 buttons' to nuke Baghdad.

Just a thought: After all this time, the USA still can't find Osama ... I reckon they should send in Blockbuster Video ... those guys will find you in no time flat if you have an overdue rental video!!!

Peter

[Crow Boy]

jm49er1: It's a bit dated now that Saddam Hussein is dead. Basically, Saddam (so the joke goes used mechanical devices to kick Bush when they met in Iraq. Bush (being more sophisticated ??) used his '3 buttons' to nuke Baghdad.

Just a thought: After all this time, the USA still can't find Osama ... I reckon they should send in Blockbuster Video ... those guys will find you in no time flat if you have an overdue rental video!!!

Peter

Send my wife - she seems to know where I am every minute of the day and night She can track down anyone - scary sometimes.

CB

[Boon Mee]

err i don't get it

Me neither...