Ignorance

[Jamesyboi]

1. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

2. The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen, and stupidity.

3. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

4. When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

5. I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

6. Ignorance will take you to a lot more interesting places than knowledge.

7. The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with them.

8. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

9. If you took all the stupid people in the world... you'd have formed Rhode Island.

10. Never assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

11. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

12. I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.

13. Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it.

14. Oh yeah? You wanna step out of the giant robot and say that again?

15. 7/5th of all people don't understand fractions.

16. Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole.

17. Common sense isn't.

18. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

19. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

20. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

21. I’m not only weird. I’m gifted too.

22. Some drink at the fountain of knowledge... Others just gargle.

23. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

24. I can't dial 911.. There's no 11 on my phone.

25. It's okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound.

26. A weak mind is like a microscope. It magnifies trifling things, but cannot receive great ones.

27. By doing just a little each day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.

28. Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies mark it as at least a misdemeanor.

29. He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

30. For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong.

31. April 1st. The day we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

32. It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.

33. Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

34. You are depriving some village of its idiot.

35. Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's own ignorance.

36. I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

37. Just because you're smart doesn't mean that the other guy is stupid.

38. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

39. You should always write your name on your underwear. See, I'm Machine Wash Cold.

40. I am infaliable.

41. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

42. Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

43. But I thought it was inflammable!

44. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.

45. She has a mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in most places.

46. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

47. You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.

48. I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

49. When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

50. I never really learned the difference between what is right or wrong. That's why I automatically assume that whatever I say MUST be right.

51. There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots