maerim Posted June 11, 2004 Share Posted June 11, 2004 Three eminent transplant surgeons were in the pub and discussing their latest operations The first said he had transplanted the feet of a very famous dead football player onto a chap who had been in a car accident and had lost his and is now a millionaire. The second said that’s all well and good but listen to this, he had transplanted the hands from a very famous dead concert pianist onto a lady who had lost hers in an industrial accident and she is also now a millionaire. The third took a sip of his beer and said well I transplanted the breasts of a very famous porn star that had been killed onto the back of a raging, sex mad homosexual. He was asked if this patient was also a millionaire? He said he will be providing his ###### holds out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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