Some Things You Just Can't Explain

[buriramboy]

A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pissed. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey,

why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain."

Man: "So what happened that is so horrible?"

Farmer: "Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket

about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over"

Man: "That"s not so bad, what's the big deal?"

Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain"

Man: "So then what happened?"

Farmer: "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and

continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over"

Man: "Again? So what did you do then?"

Farmer: "I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right"

Man: "And then what."

Farmer: "I sat back down and continued to milk her and just as I got the bucket just about full,

the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail"

Man: "Wow, you must have been pretty upset"

Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain"

Man: "So then what did you do?"

Farmer: "Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.

At that moment, my trousers fell down and my wife walked in"