If Microsoft Build Cars...

[gentman]

1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to

buy a new car.

2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and

you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop

and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange

reason, you would accept this too.

4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you

bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable,

fast, and easy to drive - but could only run on 5 percent of the roads.

6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades

to their cars, which would make their cars run slower.

7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by

a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off.

10. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.