Popular Post ravip Posted August 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 1, 2020 A young woman walks into a Chartered Accountant’s Office and tells him that she needs to file her Tax Returns. The Accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her Name, Address etc and then asks, "What’s your occupation ?” “I’m a Prostitute,” she says. The Accountant is taken aback and says, “That's too gross. Let’s try to re-phrase that." The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”. “No, that still won’t work. Need something more acceptable." They both think for a minute ; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.” The Accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute ?” “Well, I raised a thousand co*** last year.” Chartered Accountant : “Brilliant ! ! *Poultry Farmer"* it is !!! .....and Agriculture Income is tax free !" 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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