Yikes! Two meter python bites Thai lady on the behind as she uses the toilet

[webfact]

Yikes! Two meter python bites Thai lady on the behind as she uses the toilet

 

Picture: Daily News

 

Thai media reported from a Facebook post that an older lady had been bitten on the bottom and the right index finger by a two meter python that came up through the loo. 

 

The lady in the Nakhon Thong housing estate in Soi Mangkorn, Muang Samut Prakan, had just finished her 9 pm business and was clearing her derriere. 

 

Then the snake went for her and there was a lot of blood. 

 

She immediately called 1669 and the Bang Plee branch of Ruam Katanyu rescue foundation were soon on their way to give first aid. 

 

She took herself off to hospital thereafter. 

 

The Daily News article was chock full of euphemism, notes Thaivisa. 

 

Source: Daily News

 

 

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[2long]

Hope she had time to either finish her toilet business, or if she had started or finished that she had time to clean her bits. ????

[tifino]

an old spinster suddenly finds out that her allegedly incontinent sphincter

- was working well after all!!

[2 is 1]

It's good to wash off that "fish" smell  sometimes so not tease any snake to come "lunch"!

[Deli]

7 hours ago, webfact said:

right index finger

Did she point at the snake ?

[Grumpy one]

So the snake was angry after the woman took a dump on it

Sounds perfectly normal to me  

[hotchilli]

21 hours ago, webfact said:

The lady in the Nakhon Thong housing estate in Soi Mangkorn, Muang Samut Prakan, had just finished her 9 pm business and was clearing her derriere. 

One could say to check the bowl before sitting down for business.

[kingkenny]

is there any evidence she didn't actually <deleted> the snake out 

[Grumpy one]

4 minutes ago, kingkenny said:

is there any evidence she didn't actually <deleted> the snake out 

It may be said,  it came to pass