A Rubbish Joke

[markr]

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty

advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I

demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the

dinner table."

Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair

and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked,

with a hint of a smile.

"Yes," replied the girl, "much better."

"Very good, darling," the husband whispered. "Now would you be so kind

as to please pass your tits."