Jockstar Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Got this from a mate and thought i'd share it. Guess the Brits or people who lived in the UK will get it. A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and an earthquake measuring >>4.7 on the Richter scale hit Folkestone & Dover in the early hours >>of Saturday. Its epicentre was in Folkestone. Victims were seen >>wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". >> >>The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of >>damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and >>the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair. >> >>Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals >>were woken well before their giros arrived. >> >>Invicta FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and >>bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact >>that something interesting had happened in Folkestone. One resident >>- Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of five said, "It was >>such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my >>bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm >>slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up >>and watching Jeremey Kyle the next morning." >> >>Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and >>carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to >>ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken >>locals. >> >>Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have >>found large q uantities of personal belongings, including benefit >>books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from >>Poundland. >> >>HOW CAN YOU HELP? >> >>This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for >>those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. >> >>Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: >> > Fila or Burberry baseball caps >> > Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers) >> > Shell suits (female) >> > White sport socks >> > Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark. >> > Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the >>same. >> >>Required foodstuffs include: >> > Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream, Cans of Colt 45 >>or Special >> > Brew. >> > 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms. >> > £2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9. >> > £5 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected. >> >>***Breaking news*** >>Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry >>alco-pop. 'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked, "Aylesham" >>said the girl, "wossit gotta do wiv you!?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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