Solinvictus Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 (edited) My wife…. she don’t go for me either. When she gave birth, I asked if I should be in the room with her. She said “What for?” When I got pregnant you weren’t in the room with me? R.D. Edited November 28, 2020 by Solinvictus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorpusChristie Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 I don't think that that jokes deserves its own thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 35 minutes ago, Solinvictus said: My wife…. she don’t go for me either. When she gave birth, I asked if I should be in the room with her. She said “What for?” When I got pregnant you weren’t in the room with me? Yes,i left before you got home!Will you name it after me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Quote Cream rises to the top,unfortunately so does scum. Why men float? Because they are scum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 19 hours ago, VocalNeal said: Why men float? Because they are scum? Some men do because they are scum for sure,other like me(**)are cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 ^ Smells after 3 days in the sun? ???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 my wife and I agreed only to smoke after we had sex to cut down on cigarettes... I haven't had a cigarette in 10 years, my wife is up to 2 packs a day... Rodney Dangerfield... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 On 11/28/2020 at 3:33 PM, CorpusChristie said: I don't think that that jokes deserves its own thread Maybe in the Marriage and Divorce forum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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