Two Old Friends Meet In The Pub...

[Jim's_a_Thai_Fox]

Peter is standing at the bar when he spots his old pal Roger come in, looking very smart.

"Hey Roger! Remember me, Peter? Come over here and I'll get you a beer!"

Roger trots over merrily and shakes his mate's hand.

"How are you, Peter? long time no see."

"I'm doing OK. The wife has left me though. S'pose it was my fault. Going out on the town every night spending that redundancy money we all got from ICI last year..."

"So you've spent it all? All 20 grand? In a year?" asked Roger.

"Aye. <deleted>' great its been. Out on the lash every night, take aways... the works. Bit buggered now though as I've got no missus, no job and no money left, " responded a drunken Peter. "hey, though you look like you doing well fer yourself. That's a sheepskin coat if I'm not wrong," he adds.

"Yep, well I've done alright fer myself," roger admits.

"more than alright, I'd say!" Peter quips. "What did you do with your pay off from ICI?"

So Roger tells him: "Well, I went to London and with the 20 grand I put a deposit down on a house. The streets are paved with gold Peter. I've made loads of cash in the last 12 months. I started a brothel in the house. Made a mint."

"Really?" quizzed Peter. "never had you tagged for that sort of thing Rog."

"Well, I was also providing for another market - homosexual sex. And the money flew in!"

"Jesus Rog! I guess I never really knew you at all."

"You know me Peter, I'm a business man. And, well, we offered one more service too. I think it's wrong, but the money was good, so we offered kiddy sex too."

"ugh, that's disgusting!" splurted Peter, gobsmacked. "but, I suppose you have done well for yourself," Peter reasoned with himself.

"It wasn't easy Pete, but with hard work and dedication it paid off", answered Roger. "But at the beginning, it was really tough, it was just me, the wife and the kids."