Worthless American Needs A Visa For His Thai Wife
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Politics Thai Senator Faces Jail for False Professor Title in Election Bid
Yeah, or if not then they should have. -
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Bombshell: Obama & Crew knew all along, Russia Russia was a hoax.
You obviously have no idea what you are talking about. Look up the US legal (not your own) definition of treason....555 -
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Right then Lads I almost lost me leg
Right then, picture the scene lads. I’m sittin’ in me Phuket gym yesterday, nice bench, ice cold water in me hand, just enjoyin’ a bit of peace and quiet after a day of scorchin’ heat, swamp arse, and baht-bus fumes. Not a care in the world, just me, the water goin' in me gob, and a bit of ceiling-fan therapy. Then along comes this geezer, proper sweaty mess, eyes like a kicked puppy. I first clocked him as an Aussie, but nah, wasn't. Lad was from The Old Country. Suddenly the bloke just plonks himself right next to me like I'm his long-lost training partner. Next thing I know, he’s chewin’ me ear off like a starvin' dog on a steak. Bangin’ on about how he's retired Astronaut and how the bloody gym just ruined his life. I’m sittin’ there noddin’ politely, thinkin’ maybe they’ve lost his passport renewal application or somethin’ normal. Nah. Turns out the tragedy of his life is that he went marchin’ in there with his Thai teacher, ready to sign the visa guarantee papers and jet off to the land of Greggs and drizzle together… only to have his plans dashed when the visa officer asks him all polite-like if he reckons he's gonna be applyin’ for a Nomad visa. I nearly spat me water out. Poor sod was gobsmacked, says it hit him like a double-decker bus with no brakes. And then came the kicker, lads. Right in the middle of his oversized meltdown he leans in, dead serious, like we’re havin’ some big philosophical debate, and asks me, “HF mate… be straight with me, yeah, does this make me a real fighter then?” Like I’m fekkin bloody Professor Freud sittin’ there with a water bottle instead of a pipe in me hand. Right, I just stared at him, wonderin’ how I’d gone from enjoyin’ me quiet drink to bein’ dragged into a full-blown existential identity crisis. Meanwhile, I’m half smilin' like a bloke who gives a toss when all I really want is five minutes of peace to watch me biceps in the mirror without bein’ dragged into someone’s kung fu disaster. Look mate, we aren't besties, and I came for a workout, not a front-row seat to your Seagal discovery meltdown. That’s Phuket for ya though. One minute you’re mindin’ your own, next minute you’re a therapist for some geezer who only found out he's not Bruce Lee. -
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Can no longer renew driving licence to 5 years, now 2 years only
But who has such a visa that is valid minimum 1 year on the date they renew their driving license? -
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Transfer - No Sale
Signed copy of passport. Signed DLT transfer of ownership form. Take car and signed papers with reg book to DLT office. Son must show his ID -
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