Girls Night Out

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> Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very

> faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic

> on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home they

> needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing

> to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her undies and use them.

> >Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of undies and did

> not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

> that had a wreath with a ribbon on it. She proceeded to wipe with that.

> After

> the girls did their business they made their way home.

> The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally

> sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other

> husband

> and said, "These ###### girl's nights have got to stop. I suspect the worst

> . my wife came home with no panties! I think she's having an affair and

> I'm going to kill the son of a bitch!"

> "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck

> between the crack of her ass that said "From all of us at the Fire Station

> - We'll never forget you."

>