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57 minutes ago, sawadee1947 said:

Serious replies requested

Of course, for a such a serious matter... 

 

easy one for me, I don't drink... so, in the spirit of loss I guess I have to give up women - 

 

don't you have any other choices? 

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8 minutes ago, The Cipher said:

I generally don't like wine. I fin that most are sour. Easy choice.

Women and Wine mix good together, get one that's sour and add some Seven-up to it and create a Spy for the lady and then the night can get interesting and maybe a little spicy.

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6 minutes ago, riclag said:

 Ditch the fruit of the vine!

I have to much prime evil in my chemical makeup

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Might as well have a robot with girls like these; fake eyes, fake eyebrows, nose, fake boobs, loads of primer, cosmetic treatments on skin, face fillers, teeth. And then natural normal people are surprised they don't look anything close like models hehe.

Funny fact is that most models in real life are broke as fk too, and often have mental issues.

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1 hour ago, BritManToo said:

I'd give up women ......

Wine has never threatened to stab me!

Wine has never complained when I had another bottle.

Wine always goes down easy.

You don't need to wash wine for it to taste good.

But both can give you a blinding headache.

Both don't always age well.

And one can often drive you to the other.

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4 minutes ago, ChaiyaTH said:

Might as well have a robot with girls like these; fake eyes, fake eyebrows, nose, fake boobs, loads of primer, cosmetic treatments on skin, face fillers, teeth. And then natural normal people are surprised they don't look anything close like models hehe.

Funny fact is that most models in real life are broke as fk too, and often have mental issues.

She's a very talented musician !

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6 minutes ago, ChaiyaTH said:

Might as well have a robot with girls like these; fake eyes, fake eyebrows, nose, fake boobs, loads of primer, cosmetic treatments on skin, face fillers, teeth. And then natural normal people are surprised they don't look anything close like models hehe.

Funny fact is that most models in real life are broke as fk too, and often have mental issues.

Lol.....I thought it was a ladyboy.

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I've already given up wine as i grudge the extortionate tax and besides there is zero choice of a decent wine where I live.

 

Back home in the UK I used to buy by the case. Not for a long time now ????

 

Am happy with the woman I have now.

 

 

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On 7/19/2021 at 2:05 PM, sipi said:

My wife and I were sitting outside and I was having a quiet beer.

I said "my god you're wonderful. You're the best thing that ever came into my life"

My wife said "is that you talking, or the beer?"

I said "it's me talking to the beer"

Good!

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