Yes Well

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Three young priests have just finished their training. On their last day, the bishop in charge comes in to them with three tiny bells attached to three short ribbons. The young priests look at each other in bewilderment.

"Now brothers" says the Bishop. "You three are at teh end of a long road. You have devoted yourselves to your studies and the church. You have undergone many trials to reach this point, but....... There is one more trial. Each of you must prove that you can resist temptation. To do this, you must tie one of these ribbons and bells to your penis. You will then be called through into the other room to undergo the final test. God be with you!"

And with that, he leaves the room. The three priests look at each other fearfully but comply with the instructions stripping and tying a ribbon to their old fellas. A voice comes form the other room "NEXT!"

The first young priest is lead into the room where the bishop and an older priest are standing. "Are you ready?" asks the Bishop.

"Yes your grace" says the priest. THe bishop holds up a centrefold from penthouse and show the young priest. "Ding-a-ling" is heard.

"I'm sorry brother" says the Bishop " you have failed. Please go have a shower to cleanse yourself and you will be returned to training. THe young man leaves the room devastated.

"NEXT" yells the bishop and the second young priest enters the room. "Are you ready brother?" asks the Bishop

"I am ready for any trial the Lord wishes to put me under" states the second priest with confidence. Again the Bishop flashes the centrefold..............silence...........THe Bishop moves on to a large picture a woman pleasuring herself.......... "Ding-a-ling"

"I'm sorry Brother. You are not yet ready. Go, have a shower and return to your studies" THe second priest leaves the room despondent.

"NEXT" yells the bishop and the last man enters the room. "Are you ready?" asks the Bishop.

"I am your grace!" The Bishop, starting to despare at the lack of resistance shown again holds up the centrefold..........silence.....

THe Bishop moves on to the large picture a woman pleasuring herself...........silence.

"WELL DONE BROTHER!" Booms the Bishop. "You have indeed mastered your body and can resist temptation well! Go, have a shower with the other two................."Ding-a-ling"