May 28, 200719 yr A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to guess their meal, so they begged their dad for the clue. "Well" the father said, "It's what Mummy calls me sometimes" The little girl screams "Don't eat it. It's an @rsehole!" Taoism: shit happens Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us? Atheism: I don't believe this shit
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