Genie

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Apologies in advance if it's been posted before.

A man walks into a bar holding a box and says to the barman, "If I show you something absolutely amazing, will you let me have a couple of beers?".

The barman replies, "I've been a barman for a long time and I've seen many a strange thing, so it'll have to be staggering".

The man smiles and produces a one-foot tall man and a miniature piano. After the little man has played a couple of tunes the man puts them away and says, "So how about a pint then?".

Tha barman is flabbergasted and offers him drinks on the house for the rest of the evening.

After a few pints they get talking. The barman asks, "So you must have found a magic genie - that's the only explanation".

"Yes, you're quite right", says the man."Would you like to have a wish?" and the genie suddenly appears.

The barman can't believe his good fortune and says to the genie, "I want a million bucks".

Ther'es a flash of light and suddenly the bar's full of ducks flapping and crapping

all over the place.

After half an hour the man and the barman have finally let all the ducks out. The barman says, "So your genie's defective. Bucks. Ducks. He's half deaf, isn't he?".

"Yes, that's right", says the man. "I didn't exactly ask for a 12-inch pianist myself!".