Chinese Proverbs

[skipvice]

Been done before,but still funny.

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hel_l, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget."

[artao]

These are not Chinese Proverbs, and I have never heard them before!

Edited June 12, 2007 by artao

[PhilHarries]

These are not Chinese Proverbs, and I have never heard them before!

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Here's one for us oldies. Confucious he say swinging chain denote warm seat.

[Pink Mist]

Havnt heard a lot of them b4

[Crow Boy]

These are not Chinese Proverbs, and I have never heard them before!

Hint : Jokes, puzzles and riddles forum.

Here's one for us oldies. Confucious he say swinging chain denote warm seat.

As someone who grew up in the era of outdoor long drop dunnys I remember this as good advice for those cold cold mornings. My dad was vehemently opposed to having a toilet inside the house but when they moved down to the city he soon got used to it.

CB