Never Underestimate The Wrath Of A Woman

[gryphon]

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,

interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a

woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large

metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the

circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a

chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious! I could never

shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this

job. Take your wife and go home.

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went

into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with

tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said,

"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,

to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were

heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the

walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and

there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is

loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the

chair."

MORAL: Some women are evil. Don't mess with them!!!!!

[Luckydog]

Especially THIA Women IMO.

My GF was waving a chopper at me last night over an arguement re her kids.

Not for nothing is Thailand the World Leader in sewing Penises back on!

[sceadugenga]

I was married to her for 20 years, thank God it was the second husband who got the real lumps.