Temptation

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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for

over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little

thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful, younger sister. My

prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and

generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,

and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She

never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the

wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me

that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She

told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married

and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and

couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you

want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When

she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the

stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline

straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards

my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very

happy that you have passed our little test..... we couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.