Is It Your Favourite Airline?

[gryphon]

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.

He thought to himself: Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, ######, she doesn't work for Delta.

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again: "Something special in the air"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as silk"

This time the woman turned on him: "What the f *** do you want"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said: "Ahhhhh, British Airways

[rambling]

good one.

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.

He thought to himself: Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: "Love to fly and it shows"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, ######, she doesn't work for Delta.

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again: "Something special in the air"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as silk"

This time the woman turned on him: "What the f *** do you want"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said: "Ahhhhh, British Airways