Schnauzer

[CalicoConsulting]

A lady has a Schnauzer who develops hair in his ears. She takes him to the vet, who tells her to get some Nair at the drug store and use that. So she goes to the drug store.

"Do you want the mild or the strong?" asks the druggist.

"What's the difference?"

"The mild is for your face, the strong is for your arms or legs."

"It's for my Schnauzer."

"Get the strong but don't ride a bicycle for two weeks."

[Pink Mist]

really

[suegha]

I thought it was very funny!

[CalicoConsulting]

I thought it was very funny!

Thanks!

And this joke also works with a Chihuahua...

[Pink Mist]

now I get it

[AltumAngel]

heheh, i dont get the joke..can someone explain ? thanks

[suegha]

You have to read 'Schnauzer' as a euphemism!

[endure]

A lady has a Schnauzer who develops hair in his ears. She takes him to the vet, who tells her to get some Nair at the drug store and use that. So she goes to the drug store.

"Do you want the mild or the strong?" asks the druggist.

"What's the difference?"

"The mild is for your face, the strong is for your arms or legs."

"It's for my Schnauzer."

"Get the strong but don't ride a bicycle for two weeks."