lazeeboy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 never seen a 1 eyed santa have you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tijnebijn Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 ya mean the psychic eye ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 How does he get into modern houses with their lack of chimneys? C'mon, let's be serious about this for a moment! And another thing, if reindeer were meant to fly, wouldn't they have wings? So anyway, I reckon it'd be a rotten job. All those glasses of milk and the odd biscuit or two... and dodging bullets from the gun-crazy rednecks. And the boredom! Sitting around doing nothing for the rest of the year. No wonder he carries a pound or two! No, he can keep his job. But I reckon the worse job would be all those Santa-impersonators... sitting around in toy stores being kicked and p1ssed on by horrid little rugrats and getting paid tuppence! Only one step up from those poor miserable pr1cks who think that they look a bit like Elvis did just before he fell off the perch; most of those idiots do it for free! Do you still think it would be a soda job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tijnebijn Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 How does he get into modern houses with their lack of chimneys? C'mon, let's be serious about this for a moment!And another thing, if reindeer were meant to fly, wouldn't they have wings? So anyway, I reckon it'd be a rotten job. All those glasses of milk and the odd biscuit or two... and dodging bullets from the gun-crazy rednecks. And the boredom! Sitting around doing nothing for the rest of the year. No wonder he carries a pound or two! No, he can keep his job. But I reckon the worse job would be all those Santa-impersonators... sitting around in toy stores being kicked and p1ssed on by horrid little rugrats and getting paid tuppence! Only one step up from those poor miserable pr1cks who think that they look a bit like Elvis did just before he fell off the perch; most of those idiots do it for free! Do you still think it would be a soda job? Aren't they all impersonators ? Do ya still believe , still believing the unbelievable ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Are we not all impersonators here? Are we representing our true selves here? Our darker unknown side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 (edited) QUOTE (Ping @ 2007-12-20 20:41:27) How does he get into modern houses with their lack of chimneys? C'mon, let's be serious about this for a moment! And another thing, if reindeer were meant to fly, wouldn't they have wings? __________________________________________________________________ Ping, guess he has been training with Scotty, of "Beam me up, Scotty " fame. Now it is "Beam me in, Scotty" Ping..... or anyone else. Wot ya think? Edited December 20, 2007 by Zpete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotwumman Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 You lot must show some respect or come chrissy morning fatso will bring you zilch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gampaan Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 (edited) If you don't have a chimney, he'll slither down your plumbing vent, or dryer vent. Maybe remove your gable vent. Perhaps he might pick your backdoor lock. Have you heard he can come up like Radon through the ground ?? He is a devious one for sure, with lots of time on his hands to figure this stuff out.... Have you never seen him shape shift ??? Edited December 20, 2007 by gampaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Sounds like suimfin underhand, conspiracies abound. Alex is gunna be in his 7th heaven when he reads all this, dun ya reckon.......LOL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gampaan Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 (edited) Sounds like suimfin underhand, conspiracies abound.Alex is gunna be in his 7th heaven when he reads all this, dun ya reckon.......LOL? ya think? Hey it's true, last year I saw him turn into a fog and entered thru a hole in the screen door.....should I report these things...?? Edited December 21, 2007 by gampaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tijnebijn Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I smell conspiracy .... sniff sniff ...... somebody smells something ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Whoever enters my house will face this: I love the smell of gunpowder, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 would you shoot and ask questions later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tijnebijn Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 getting intimidated heh ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 would you shoot and ask questions later? Why do you ask this question? Are you planning to enter my room? Be aware I am willing to do whatever it takes and yes I am prepared..... And for those of you that think I am a conspiracy lunatic, do your homework and show me I am wrong. The whole Santa thing is just a distraction, good questions were asked as many houses do not have a chimney so how they get in? Have you ever searched info on directed energy beams? Go here and you will find out: http://www.blacklistednews.com/view.asp?ID=4978 http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/ptech/03/03/s...n.ap/index.html Those of you that joined: ' The Program' and participated in starting 'The Initiative' know. Again I ask, are you willing to join: The Program' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tijnebijn Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Is Alex his alias inspector Clouseau ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 No, I refuse to believe that dear old hard-working Santa would be involved in any of this conspiratorial underhandedness. However, I agree with the suggestion that he has a lot of time to figure out how to make entry into the newer-type houses each year. But then again, it makes sense - he would have a generous set of master keys! To those people talking about him beaming in or shape-shifting, you should be ashamed of yourselves; clearly, you have all been watching far too much Sci Fi channel! The one unnerving thing about it all, though, is that no-one has ever taken photographs of his workshops. When you think about it, has there ever been any factual documentary on Discovery or Geographic about Santa at the North Pole? Surely people must have made expeditions to find him... So does this mean that those who have gone looking for him have never returned? What happens to these people - does he put them to work in the factory, or... worse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 If people silly enuff to upset Santa, good that they make toys for him. Didja check out the NASA Santa tracker, and NORAD sites I posted waaaaaaay back.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 i've been good this year ,have you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Always good at being baaaaaaad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Always good at being baaaaaaad Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs style? (Sorry Pete, forgot you were a Kiwi. Should have asked, "Sheep-shagger style?") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 No, I refuse to believe that dear old hard-working Santa would be involved in any of this conspiratorial underhandedness. However, I agree with the suggestion that he has a lot of time to figure out how to make entry into the newer-type houses each year. But then again, it makes sense - he would have a generous set of master keys!To those people talking about him beaming in or shape-shifting, you should be ashamed of yourselves; clearly, you have all been watching far too much Sci Fi channel! The one unnerving thing about it all, though, is that no-one has ever taken photographs of his workshops. When you think about it, has there ever been any factual documentary on Discovery or Geographic about Santa at the North Pole? Surely people must have made expeditions to find him... So does this mean that those who have gone looking for him have never returned? What happens to these people - does he put them to work in the factory, or... worse? Dear Ping, I suggest you do some research and stop believing those fairytales, wake up Gdammit! Zpete has shown the Nasa site and Norad tracking center of Santa, take a deep look at it. You mention Discovery channel and such, have you ever looked at who is the owner and wot other channels they own? Just do a Google on them, Discovery Communications LLC (DCI) Dig deep and wide and you will soon discover that the world you live in is just not what it seems. I have personally shot down (see a previous post) a person that closely resembled Santa including his reindeers, he kept denying he was the real Santa but I did not take any risk. I am willing to take out each one of them to relieve this world from the evil thing called Santa and the whole hyped up movement around it. We now have Santa in Asia, can you imagine? A region once free from capitalistic influence. He is trying to take over the world! He must be stopped! Whatever it takes...... Join The Program Ping and you will be enlightened. This is no conspiracy, it is all happeneing right in your face, how can you deny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 No, I refuse to believe that dear old hard-working Santa would be involved in any of this conspiratorial underhandedness. However, I agree with the suggestion that he has a lot of time to figure out how to make entry into the newer-type houses each year. But then again, it makes sense - he would have a generous set of master keys! To those people talking about him beaming in or shape-shifting, you should be ashamed of yourselves; clearly, you have all been watching far too much Sci Fi channel! The one unnerving thing about it all, though, is that no-one has ever taken photographs of his workshops. When you think about it, has there ever been any factual documentary on Discovery or Geographic about Santa at the North Pole? Surely people must have made expeditions to find him... So does this mean that those who have gone looking for him have never returned? What happens to these people - does he put them to work in the factory, or... worse? Martha & The Muffins - Echo Beach Whoops, wrong thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Always good at being baaaaaaad Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs style? (Sorry Pete, forgot you were a Kiwi. Should have asked, "Sheep-shagger style?") Well, Ping, I guess we learn from you Ockors. (anagram for aussies, work it out) Alex,(Quote)Join The Program Ping and you will be enlightened. This is no conspiracy, it is all happeneing right in your face, how can you deny?(Unquote) I am a fatalist, woteva happens, happens. Just sit back and enjoy, at my age, "Who Cares" hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gampaan Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 would you shoot and ask questions later? They Dead.....Ask what ??? To whom ??? & Why??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 can the dead talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tijnebijn Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Getting sick of programs , anyone ? Thought when following the Lord Buddha can bring enlightenment , only kapitalist influenced individuals will believe such programmed minds nah ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Edit: Removed due to threath to National Security. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tijnebijn Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Strange minds make strange posts Hmmm ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Ahaaaaaaaa, Doctor Strangelove, I presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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