They Say You Should Never

[RakJungTorlae]

Durex are a girl's best friend Strawberry is that what you are after Rak?

Have you been reading my dairy??

[Sarge]

wot calling the big bros? tut tut .... now where's our northern lass gone?

[RakJungTorlae]

Im sorry to inform you but he was take out by a real moderator early yesterday.. But we will not let him die in vain…

MasterOFDisaster- you where a good friend blah blah see you in hel_l ..

Dose anyone know a spell to resurrect the dead??

[Swanky]

Again Swanky, I am the one that knows.

Are you willing to accept a different reality?

Where is the MOD when you need him?

What exactly is reality to you Alex? How do you define this concept? A different reality is a different thing to many different people.

Fascinating anyway, do continue.

[Swanky]

Durex are a girl's best friend Strawberry is that what you are after Rak?

Have you been reading my dairy??

Just your messages which I deleted

[RakJungTorlae]

Durex are a girl's best friend Strawberry is that what you are after Rak?

Have you been reading my dairy??

Just your messages which I deleted

Hey that’s my sneaky move!!!!! Ummmmmm……..

Have you been studying me??

[Swanky]

Observation is a girl's best friend. Watch and learn.

[thithi]

RJT - u gay with that diary

can i read it?

[AlexLah]

Again Swanky, I am the one that knows.

Are you willing to accept a different reality?

Where is the MOD when you need him?

What exactly is reality to you Alex? How do you define this concept? A different reality is a different thing to many different people.

Fascinating anyway, do continue.

Swanky, if I toldall nar ago that the financial markets would collapse in a year, would you believe me, no you would not.

If I tell you there be a big attack in EU, would you believe?

There vwill be,.Tld you twice

And watch thousands of people die.

That is what I can say.

I warned you once and I told you twice.

[RakJungTorlae]

RJT - u gay with that diary

can i read it?

No thithi I grantee you wont be able to get to sleep and you might hand it in to the police..

Unless you like snoopy porno??

Go ahead!!!

[Swanky]

Sure, I've been warned

I've been sized up

I've been measured

I haven't been found wanting

....but you're missing a couple of sandwiches out of the Thai Visa picnic Alex Lah, with all due respect of course.

[RakJungTorlae]

Observation is a girl's best friend. Watch and learn.

I know you are trying to call me a girl…

I am a very sharp knife.. witch end would you like to shake hands with???

[Swanky]

The blunt end, same as your brain.

[AlexLah]

I am feeling like a snail, riding on a razor's edge.

Do you really think that what and why you are here is real?

[RakJungTorlae]

The blunt end, same as your brain.

Cant argue with that.. I like to drink pure opium !!!!

B-T-W where did you inherit those sparkling green eyes???

Your moms brother or your dads cousin???

[Swanky]

Well Alex, if you changed your av and cut down on the grog you wouldn't ask people on an anonymous internet forum these kind of questions.

Take care.

[RakJungTorlae]

Well Alex, if you changed your av and cut down on the grog you wouldn't ask people on an anonymous internet forum these kind of questions.

Take care.

No trust me . he is the same in real life~~

Mirror mirror on the wall who bugs swanky most of all!!!

[Swanky]

Mirror, mirror on the wall you should go to bed you 'a'' hole .

[AlexLah]

Still a bit confuzed about that Gib Gib my nails thing, so I went to the podo.

I asked them: Can you Gib Gib my toenails please.

The expression on the girls face changed.

Her eyes sort of opened wide and a big open mouthed smile appeared.

I was asked to lay down on the belly and so I did.

Anyway a very different experience then I expected I must say.

I asked one of the other girls to make a snap.

Here it is.

So for Tritty Thithi the following question:

How often do you go to "Gib Gib" your toenails and what does this treatment usually costs?

untitled.bmp

[thithi]

huh errmmmm wth is that

Alex r u sure you pronounced gib-gib not gip-gip ? and make sure you pronounce it with yr HIGHEST voice.

gib^gib^

[AlexLah]

Do you say that when I say Gip Gip on highest pitch, I would get a different treatment?

If so, what is then that different treatment?

I mean I have seen a lot in my life but better be warned ain't it?

[thithi]

i dunno Plarex

is that "treatment" only in adult service places?

i know u go there often

i have never seen things like that bfor, yeh true

i do gib gib myself - no need to pay for it

[AlexLah]

Well I dunno where adult service places are as according to an official spokesman of the Thai government

they do not exist in Thailand so I do not even bother looking for them.

So if such high placed person says that it must be true otherwise they did not have such position, right?

Ore do you have other information?

If so you should report that the officials as it is your duty as a responsible citizen of Thailand.

Ore am I now completely loosing it?

[thithi]

errrrrr.....

what?

[Swanky]

Ore am I now completely loosing it?

Probably

[AlexLah]

That means not sure?

[Swanky]

It means you are probably losing it.

[thithi]

it is "not sure"

[AlexLah]

Well I for sure have to admitt that I indeed lost it for the first time in 90 years.

My ATM card that is.

I was freaking out as I discovered it 10 hours after my latest withdrawl and as there is a few hundred million THB in the account and an unlimited amount can be taken out per day.

Called BB and cancelled the account, asked if they could tell me tha last withdrawl, no they could not as the account is cancelled..............

Where is Zpete by the way?

[Swanky]

Hey Alex.

Thanks for the few hundred million baht. Much appreciated. Left you 100 baht though, I'm a nice girl.

Will send you pics from The Bahamas.