Georjetta, girlfriend, I am relieved you have finally settled this for all of us. The year is 2126. Rainbow flags have become part of the national dress code. Punjabi dance competitions are now an Olympic sport. Story hour is hosted exclusively by glamorous transsexual librarians. Every cultural festival has merged into one enormous celebration that never ends. And the rest of us have long since departed this planet. But somehow the ghost of Georgenatalia is still wandering around in a high viz vest, clipboard under one arm, counting Smile dental clinics, interviewing random blokes about why they abandoned their wives for a life in Pattaya, and assuring everyone your statistics will one day be worth millions to some unsuspecting government department. Some things never change, darl.
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