Let's Upgade Our Fire Engine

[AltumAngel]

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he

notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little

ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the

middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being

pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire engine," the fire fighter says with

admiration.

"Thanks" the girl, says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied

the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you

how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the

cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but

then I wouldn't have a siren."

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A guy meets a childhood pal.

"What are you doing for yourself these days?"

"I'm a fireman."

"Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman."

"Well, if you want some good advice, you've got to

install in your house a pole that will go to the

basement so your kid can practice, 'cause the hardest

thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and

catch that pole in the middle of the night."

Ten years later, the two guys happen to meet again.

"Well, did your son become a fireman?"

"No, but I have two daughters who are "dancers."

[ThaiPauly]

A Spanish fireman's Wife gave birth to twin boys.

He decied they would be called

Hose A and Hose B