Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

[peter991]

A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

- I decide to water my garden.

- As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my jeep and decide it needs washing.

- As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.

- I decide to go through the mail before I wash the jeep.

- I lay the keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

- So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

- But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

- I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left.

- My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of diet Coke that I had been drinking.

- I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

- As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

- I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

- I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

- I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

- I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

- I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

- So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

- Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

- At the end of the day:

* the jeep isn't washed

* the bills aren't paid

* there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter

* the flowers don't have enough water

* there is still only one check in my checkbook

* I can't find the remote

* I can't find my glasses

* I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor, will you?

Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.

GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.

LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC!