How Moses Got The 10 Commandments

[peter991]

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are.

We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

"Not steal?

We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

There, that should offend just about everybody!

[suegha]

It was a good effort!

[sbk]

There, that should offend just about everybody!

You missed women and homosexuals

[Oleg_Rus]

There, that should offend just about everybody!

You missed women and homosexuals

Well, let me fix it for you:

Shouldn't mention name in vain - women not interested

"I mean - Oh Lord, Oh blah blah ...

Another group PM only

[Naam]

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

a short while later after receiving additional sideline commandments one of the Jews asked:

"let me get this straight! the Arabs get all the oil and we have to cut off the tip of our peckers?"

[hotelier]

how about the asians?

[Robby nz]

Believe he did go to the homosexuals:

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wife or his ass!

Well we dont want his wife, but.

[Humphrey Bear]

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

a short while later after receiving additional sideline commandments one of the Jews asked:

"let me get this straight! the Arabs get all the oil and we have to cut off the tip of our peckers?"

Yeah, blame Moses again.

If he'd turned right coming out of the desert instead of left, the Jews would have the oil and the Arabs the Jaffa oranges.