The Things Wives G/f Say

[edd]

My wife and i were at the Cheshire Show in the uk this is all about country life.

On seeing a very well endowed stud bull she said quite loudly

" that buffalo he look big like you"

My self pride was on an up and the looks of the people around us a joy to be seen.

She then said

"he eat tooooo much, he got big belly like you"

Now im down again.

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When we first married she used to say

"you looked like Pilot".

I thought,that that sounds quite good.

Later i found that she ment to say was.

"you look like pirate"

I had a dark beard at the time (now white) thats not quite so flattering.

You got to love em

[Jangot]

"you looked like Pilot". 

I thought,that that sounds quite good.

Later i found that she ment to say was.

"you look like pirate"

You think being thought of as a pilot was better than Pirate???

Take 4 Jonny Depp pills and lie down for a while!