Johnny Moron Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 I've been here long enough now to know that I'm far from being the only one to have fallen for the crap that bargirls come out with. Tell me, what's the biggest, saddest and most pathetic piece of bargirl bullshit you've ever fallen for. For your edification, I offer the following: Once upon a time I took a girl from Soi Cowboy to Hua Hin. There, in a nice little hotel, she proceeded to do some rather shocking things to my you-know-what. As my moment of what polite people call "ecstasy" approached, she too enjoyed a moment of genuine "ecstasy". And I hadn't even laid a finger on her! "My god", I thought, "she must really love me". Another time I met some little girl in Nana and promised to come back and see her again the next day For various reasons I couldn't, but when I did eventually see her again she started crying and told me repeatedly how much she had waited and how much she had missed me. "Come on", I remember saying to myself, "you've got to stop playing around with young girls' hearts like this". Saddest of all, the "handsome man" line. I remember justifying it as follows: I find them attractive; opposites attract; therefore, she must find me attractive too. So, once upon a time, how sad and pathetic were you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pnustedt Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 I used to date a girl who worked in a bar until I discovered that she was also married to a British diplomat! Her "best friend" told me - pillow talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john b good Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 I've been here long enough now to know that I'm far from being the only one to have fallen for the crap that bargirls come out with. Tell me, what's the biggest, saddest and most pathetic piece of bargirl bullshit you've ever fallen for. For your edification, I offer the following: Once upon a time I took a girl from Soi Cowboy to Hua Hin. There, in a nice little hotel, she proceeded to do some rather shocking things to my you-know-what. As my moment of what polite people call "ecstasy" approached, she too enjoyed a moment of genuine "ecstasy". And I hadn't even laid a finger on her! "My god", I thought, "she must really love me". Another time I met some little girl in Nana and promised to come back and see her again the next day For various reasons I couldn't, but when I did eventually see her again she started crying and told me repeatedly how much she had waited and how much she had missed me. "Come on", I remember saying to myself, "you've got to stop playing around with young girls' hearts like this". Saddest of all, the "handsome man" line. I remember justifying it as follows: I find them attractive; opposites attract; therefore, she must find me attractive too. So, once upon a time, how sad and pathetic were you? Well Johnny I think you have fcuked up a couple of times and likely many more (times) as well. These girls that you are referring to would never in a million years utter even a very white lie. And the fact that she "got off" without you even putting a finger on (or in) her, seems to be very clear testament (neither "old or new") that these girls who you have the temerity to question as to their honesty find you irresistible. You must immediately modify your thoughts about and actions towards these beautiful creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Moron Posted July 9, 2004 Author Share Posted July 9, 2004 And the fact that she "got off" without you even putting a finger on (or in) her, seems to be very clear testament (neither "old or new") that these girls who you have the temerity to question as to their honesty find you irresistible. I admit that I do sometimes wonder about this point. I am, after all, a very "handsome man". What does puzzle me however is why all these charming young women persist in telling me that I am the proud owner of a "willy big too much". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 I first came to Thailand as a stop over on the way to England. To say I was naive regarding Thailand, would be an understatement as I knew nothing about the bars and girls (really!), I basically picked Thailand over Bali as I had been there to many times. I arrived in Phuket with a lot of curiosity and was gobsmacked at what I saw the first night I walked down Bangala road - I could not believe it and had a smile ear to ear until it started to hurt! How come I had never heard about this before I thought. Anyway, I met a girl from the bar and spent the 9 days I was in Phuket with her and as I had never been "looked after" like that before in my life, I was smitten. Before I left, I set this lady up in a house and furnished it and planned to come back earlier from England and live in Phuket with her and "live happily ever after". I left for England and called her every week and then after 1 month, I called her to say I would be back in two weeks, she sounded so excited and I felt very good about it all. I returned earlier to Phuket than expected and thought I would surprise her! As I left the taxi to walk up to the house, I heard giggling and screams of joy, but did not think anything of it at the time. I walked into the house to find two guys and "my girl" on the bed playing hide the Salami. I was shattered and really angry with myself that I was so stupid. I left her everything and just walked away. I booked into a hotel for the night and flew back to Aus for a few months and then decided to come and live in Phuket and try a different approach - which I did! I have seen this girl quite a few times over the last 7 years and she is still in the bar and ageing horribly - som num na! I wish some of these girls would look further into the future than one day, she will probably end up old and alone and bitter - sad. The moral of my story: WAKE UP!, it is not all that it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12call Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 And the fact that she "got off" without you even putting a finger on (or in) her, seems to be very clear testament (neither "old or new") that these girls who you have the temerity to question as to their honesty find you irresistible. I admit that I do sometimes wonder about this point. I am, after all, a very "handsome man". What does puzzle me however is why all these charming young women persist in telling me that I am the proud owner of a "willy big too much". Oh,that auld chestnut!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rascal Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 What does puzzle me however is why all these charming young women persist in telling me that I am the proud owner of a "willy big too much". Well, Johnny Moron: Don't be too proud just yet. Four years ago I read an article in Men's Health that said that condoms are made smaller for Asia. I know many women who complain that Asian men are not well endowed, so by comparison........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke69 Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 they don't lie, they simply act. we like to be addressed as handsome, big dick, ...... we like to believe that they are victims, ..... and they let us have this movie. Personally 10 years ago in Cuba I was in a disco with some friends (to celebrate our Uni degree we all went to Cuba .....), all the girls in this disco were alike, and all of them were answering to my question about what they are doing for living: " I dance in the disco" or "student" or "work in travel agency/restaurant", than I found 2 sisters, really beautiful and I asked: -- "What do you do for living" the answer : "PUTA, te interessa??" (prostitute, are you interested in?? Big smile from me and 9 days with her enjoing lobsters, white sand beaches and wild sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rascal Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 they don't lie, they simply act.we like to be addressed as handsome, big dick, ...... we like to believe that they are victims, ..... and they let us have this movie. Duke's right. I can't count the number of times I've walked down Beach Rd. in Pattaya watching all the young girls screaming out to men who wouldn't normally get a first glance in their home country. They all loved it. Who doesn't want to be a stud? Thailand is an ego boost for most men. There's a trade off and if you live here long enough, you learn to understand and accept the price. You can't always have it all. Enjoy life here and don't take too much too seriously. By the way, if any of you have heard bar girls screaming out at you "Darling" , "Darling" - listen carefully. Many of them are from Esarn and they yell out "Dak Ling" which literally means "Monkey Ass". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12call Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Maybe that's where the saying "My A R S E your FACE" comes from !!!!! Do they ALL look like this??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NedKelly Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Be careful is all I can say...even then you have no idea !!! My g/f who was what everyone thought a real traditional girl who would be trusted with your life.......and this was a by a large group of people...Thai farang, male, female etc.......they all thought the same thing. Anyway, we had known each other for some time and eventually started 'going out' and doing the bit too.......anyway after about a year she starts doing some pretty unreal things during ....uhum......yo uknow what......and also saying some pretty dirty stuff as well.......I remember thinking , where did she get this from ......but let it go as I thought she was just coming out of her shell and had probably watched porn movies with her friends while I was away.....which was quite often and for a couple of weeks at a time........or even before I had met her. Anyway it all went sour one day and we sort of split up.....long story......but after it all ended......I asked her one day about the changes I observed......it turned out she used to go out with her famle friend and pick up other farang and screw them just for fun.........I was close to murder at this point as yo ucould imagine. This was a girl that had obviously fooled all and sundry into thinking she was a traditional girl, good girl etc etc etc.....a crock of shit. Anyway, just let it be a lesson for you that it comes down to the overall level of development of societal morals, values etc. In this case it would seem that the nice girl image is just the face that is put on as a show.......and what many Thai people will do.......underneath the potential is incredible for infidelity or deceipt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowleopard Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 I wish some of these girls would look further into the future than one day, she will probably end up old and alone and bitter - sad.Maybe,she'll end up old with a lot of happy memories! It's only a game and both sides are playing it! The moral of my story Moral! Oxymoron? Snowleopard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainman Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 < reserved space for future rainman mistakes > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 For about one week, a former girl friend of mine would examine me in some of the strangest ways imaginable. One of her acts was to watch me urinate. She would not stand by and watch, but would get about 3 inches from my penis and would ask me to urinate very slowly. Day after day this went on. During this same time periods, she would want me to m*sturbate and watch me c*m. She would observe me c*mming from the same position as I did this. Finally one day she went and got an ear cleaner and proceeded to stick it into my penis. "Wait a minute, what is going on?" I said. She claimed she wanted to show me that inside the hole at the end of my penis, are 2 other holes - one for urine and the other for sperm. I took a look and sure enough she was right! These girls sure know their stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john b good Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 I first came to Thailand as a stop over on the way to England. To say I was naive regarding Thailand, would be an understatement as I knew nothing about the bars and girls (really!), I basically picked Thailand over Bali as I had been there to many times.I arrived in Phuket with a lot of curiosity and was gobsmacked at what I saw the first night I walked down Bangala road - I could not believe it and had a smile ear to ear until it started to hurt! How come I had never heard about this before I thought. Anyway, I met a girl from the bar and spent the 9 days I was in Phuket with her and as I had never been "looked after" like that before in my life, I was smitten. Before I left, I set this lady up in a house and furnished it and planned to come back earlier from England and live in Phuket with her and "live happily ever after". I left for England and called her every week and then after 1 month, I called her to say I would be back in two weeks, she sounded so excited and I felt very good about it all. I returned earlier to Phuket than expected and thought I would surprise her! As I left the taxi to walk up to the house, I heard giggling and screams of joy, but did not think anything of it at the time. I walked into the house to find two guys and "my girl" on the bed playing hide the Salami. I was shattered and really angry with myself that I was so stupid. I left her everything and just walked away. I booked into a hotel for the night and flew back to Aus for a few months and then decided to come and live in Phuket and try a different approach - which I did! I have seen this girl quite a few times over the last 7 years and she is still in the bar and ageing horribly - som num na! I wish some of these girls would look further into the future than one day, she will probably end up old and alone and bitter - sad. The moral of my story: WAKE UP!, it is not all that it seems. No it's not all that it seems... What you see is what you get (at least thats what you think for a while) The one thing that we have to look forward to is that we age a little bit more gracefully than some wh... from the bar. When they are the wrong side of thirty their chickens (no bird flu) are coming home to roost. They will in no time be lucky to turn 100 baht tricks and yes it's "som nam nah" time for us. In the couple of years that have past since we got between the creamies we will have aged 2 years and they will have aged 10. Look on it as a learning curve. But make sure it is a learning curve otherwise you will be the one doing the aging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke69 Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 She claimed she wanted to show me that inside the hole at the end of my penis, are 2 other holes - one for urine and the other for sperm. I took a look and sure enough she was right! These girls sure know their stuff. may be to the next client she will tell him that she is studying to be a doctor ..... ..... and soneone falling in love for her saying "she is a good nice girl, hard student, just met in a go go bar, but she was there to meet a girlfriend, normally she is always home cooking and in church parying ...... what should I do folks, should I give her the money she requested for the church restoration? ..... she is not like the others (sluts) she is different" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begs Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 zzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke69 Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 zzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz shhhhhh!!!! Begs is sleeping, time for his Gf to go out and have some fresh banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiGirlTeen Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 zzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz shhhhhh!!!! Begs is sleeping, time for his Gf to go out and have some fresh banana Hello Duke !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apocadelic Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Why dont' you have a bar-girl as your girlfriend then? There are only few tales about happy ending story between Farang guys and Thai bar girls na... Date office girls instead of! or college girls>>>>ask Rainman! He knows well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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