AltumAngel Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 1) Outgoing personality - Always going out of the office 2) Great presentation skills - Able to bullshit 3) Good communication skills - Spends a lot of time on the phone 4) Work is first priority - Too ugly to get a date 5) Active socially - Drinks a lot 6) Independent worker - No one knows what you are doing 7) Quick thinking - Gives excuses on the go 8) Careful thinker - Will not make decisions 9) Uses logic on difficult jobs - Gets someone else to do it 10) Expresses themselves well - Speaks English 11) Meticulous attention to detail - A nit-picker 12) Has leadership qualities - Is tall or has a louder voice 13) Exceptionally good judgment - Has been very lucky 14) Keen sense of humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes 15) Career minded - Back stabber 16) Loyal - Cannot get another job elsewhere 17) Plans for advancement/promotion - Buys drinks for all the boys 18) Of great value to the organization - Gets to work on time 19) Relaxed attitude - Sleeps on the desk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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