On Flight China Southern Airline!

[AltumAngel]

haha..... bay tahan those china ppl...

This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen

to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines:

"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui

speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you

on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao.

Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know.

It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance

during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are

available to make you feel comfortable.

Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep your

belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you

would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill."

[polecat]

What a lazy, cheap, unfunny glob of drivel. The fact that you called that a ''true account'' makes it even more nauseating.

[funfun]

What a lazy, cheap, unfunny glob of drivel. The fact that you called that a ''true account'' makes it even more nauseating.

well it is a jokes page, not news at ten!

[ya5702]

haha..... bay tahan those china ppl...

This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen

to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines:

"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui

speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you

on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao.

Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know.

It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance

during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are

available to make you feel comfortable.

Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep your

belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you

would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill."

Alturn Angel: Have your tried speaking in Mandarin? Probably not.

[artao]

haha..... bay tahan those china ppl...

This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen

to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines:

"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui

speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you

on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao.

Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know.

It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance

during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are

available to make you feel comfortable.

Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep your

belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you

would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill."

you must be joking. I don't know what is your porpose for lying.

[Humphrey Bear]

What a lazy, cheap, unfunny glob of drivel. The fact that you called that a ''true account'' makes it even more nauseating.

Judging from many other posts - I believe the OP is Singaporean and probably therefore of Chinese (Hainanese??) origin.

The article was not particularly funny to me, but having spent years in S'pore I can see where it's coming from.

No need to get in such a pet over something that's on the 'Jokes' page - you need a sense of humour for this forum.

[suegha]

What a lazy, cheap, unfunny glob of drivel. The fact that you called that a ''true account'' makes it even more nauseating.

well it is a jokes page, not news at ten!

I agree, lighten up. If you don't like a joke ignore it and maybe post one of your own!

[polecat]

Ok. In the spirit of lazy racial stereotyping - which apparently equates to a sense of humour - I present another "don't Chinese people speak funny" joke

A binman rolls up to collect the rubbish from a house, but can't see the trash can. He knocks on the door and a Chinese man answers.

"Hello sir where's ye bin?"

"Harro, I bin in the toilet."

"No, I mean where's ye dust bin?"

"I tell you alleddy! I dust bin in the toilet."

"You don't understand sir, I want to know where's ye wheelie bin?"

"Ok, I wheelie bin having a w@nk."

It's like Bernard Manning never died.

Edited July 20, 2007 by polecat