Aujuba Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Come on, I know you do. Who is it? The Somtam maker? That girl who sells you your morning paper? I'm gonna keep my eye on you. I know you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBL Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 As I tell my much loved wife, "I need to look to make sure you are keeping up with current fashions and trends" then I smile a sweetly as possable This has had vairied results but usually its answered with a well aimed elbow to the ribs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aujuba Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 An honest man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouse Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Mine says I can get my appetite where I please but, I better only eat at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pianoman Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 My wife does not object to me Looking... She tells me "Pretty young girl is Ahan Da, she is Ahan Jai".... (young girl food for the eye but wife is food for my heart) But she almost always adds, "Never let me catch you Eating Out..." Pianoman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdulrahman Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Don't even look at a pretty girl if I'm out with my wife! She treatened me with a 'Boobbit'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdulrahman Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Don't even look at a pretty girl if I'm out with my wife!She treatened me with a 'Bobbit'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tahaan Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Hey, don't worry about the 'Bobbit!' Thailand's a reattachment 'hub.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dereklev Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Hey, don't worry about the 'Bobbit!' Thailand's a reattachment 'hub.' :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibeymai Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Wife: where is the som tam for dinner ? Me: sorry, I forgot. Wife: did you send my mother some money ? Me: sorry, I forgot. Wife: why did you come home late from the pub ? We have to visit my sister. Me: sorry, I forgot. Wife: farang have very bad memory. Wife: why do you keep looking at the other women when we go out ? Me: I have a very bad memory. If I don't look I might forget what women look like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Wife: where is the som tam for dinner ?Me: sorry, I forgot. Wife: did you send my mother some money ? Me: sorry, I forgot. Wife: why did you come home late from the pub ? We have to visit my sister. Me: sorry, I forgot. Wife: farang have very bad memory. Wife: why do you keep looking at the other women when we go out ? Me: I have a very bad memory. If I don't look I might forget what women look like. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xx Hilarious,thanks you made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texpat Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) My wife points out the pretty ones. They're usually sporting twig and berries. Ugh! Edited July 20, 2007 by Texpat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now