How To Install A Home Security System

[peter991]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Work Boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, A copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with The pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

[suegha]

This is very good indeed!

[PattayaAddict]

Cracker LOLOLOL might use that idea myself lolol

[skippybangkok]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Work Boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, A copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with The pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Better give ur local robber English lessons first

[suegha]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Work Boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, A copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with The pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Better give ur local robber English lessons first

I suppose if you're 'nit picking' it does depend on where you live!