I Hate My Neighbour's Lawn!

[Naam]

i suspect he is using vegemite to fertilize the grass. is this legal in Thailand?

[GuestHouse]

Have you never heard it said 'The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence'?

[November Rain]

Dr Naam,

I've read your other thread. Methinks this is just a ploy to get rid of the gardener - the buxom maid's husband. "Dallas" eat your heart out!

[tahaan]

Does it make you see red?

[November Rain]

Does it make you see red?

Que?

Or to keep it Thai:

Arai, ka?

[onzestan]

i suspect he is using vegemite to fertilize the grass. is this legal in Thailand?

Dr. Naam,

I think you should keep more pidgeons.

More pigeons = more natural fertilizer = greener grass.

All you need is an umbrella to venture outside. Don't give an umbrella to the gardener, he will get fed-up with the pidgeon droppings, leave your service and the maid.

Solves all your problems in 1 go.

Cheers

onzestan

[tahaan]

Que?

Or to keep it Thai:

Arai, ka?

You opened a thread on seeing red. This one's about grass being greener.

...I'll get my coat!