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Playing the 'dumb tourist'

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im off out now on a little social experiment.

 

I'm heading to a well known tourist ghetto dressed in the stereotypical tourist attire.

I'm going to pretend that I am fresh off the boat and have no clue about anything.

 

I'm also going to say yes to anything that is offered to me.

I have a spare 10,000 in my pocket and i'm bored so I fancy a bit of fun..

 

who knows where I may end up!

btw, if you see a bloke dressed like this today then it may just be me!!

 

UPDATES TO FOLLOW.

 

bob.

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8 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I'm going to pretend that I have no clue about anything.

I don’t think you will have to pretend too much.

 

 

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I saw you already on a previous occasion. You don't have to pretend...

 

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33 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Playing the 'dumb tourist'

 

im off out now on a little social experiment.

 

Decades ago I did a social experiment as a "Deaf Tourist" ... results were hilarious.

No bar girls drinks because "obviously" you can't hear them ask for one :cheesy:

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2 minutes ago, expat_4_life said:

 

Decades ago I did a social experiment as a "Deaf Tourist" ... results were hilarious.

No bar girls drinks because "obviously" you can't hear them ask for one :cheesy:

 

I am sure this thread is just for you:

 

2 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

 

I am sure this thread is just for you:

 

 

Quick reply, must be your style whereas I was on a "social experiment" :guitar:

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That's a fine looking mustache, Bob...

21 hours ago, bob smith said:

have no clue about anything.

 

 

 

you have nailed that !

In the 1970's the tourists always wore those colourful 🌺 flower shirts .what was the name of them?

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9 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

you have nailed that !

payday today ralf?

 

bob.

22 hours ago, bob smith said:

im off out now on a little social experiment.

 

I'm heading to a well known tourist ghetto dressed in the stereotypical tourist attire.

I'm going to pretend that I am fresh off the boat and have no clue about anything.

 

I'm also going to say yes to anything that is offered to me.

I have a spare 10,000 in my pocket and i'm bored so I fancy a bit of fun..

 

who knows where I may end up!

btw, if you see a bloke dressed like this today then it may just be me!!

 

UPDATES TO FOLLOW.

 

bob.

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i have many an island t shirt to wear around thailand. my koh chang one is my favorite fits great. nothing better than walking down bangla road with a samut songkran ampawa t shirt on. or going through lk metro with a phuket t. im not fat and ugly like the cool guy in your pic but i do a good job of looking like a nerd. thai gobble it up.  

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17 minutes ago, klauskunkel said:

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That's a fine looking mustache, Bob...

....isn't it just!!

 

what do you think of the sock and shoe combo?

 

bob.

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1 minute ago, stoner said:

 

i have many an island t shirt to wear around thailand. my koh chang one is my favorite fits great. nothing better than walking down bangla road with a samut songkran ampawa t shirt on. or going through lk metro with a phuket t. im not fat and ugly like the cool guy in your pic but i do a good job of looking like a nerd. thai gobble it up.  

the touts must love you!!

 

bob.

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

the touts must love you!!

 

bob.

 

the ladies love a newbie like me. and i love sitting listening to them talk. try this one bobby.

 

get talking to a girl and have her think you are new and all that. wear out a thai t shirt of some kind. then when you are playing pool with her use google translate and type in camouflage. point at your shirt. see if she can figure it out. 

If you're as fluent in Thai as you claim to be, biggest challenge would be to not accidentally correctly pronounce any words in Thai  which would be a sure-fire give away that you're not fresh off the boat.

25 minutes ago, bob smith said:

what do you think of the sock and shoe combo?

 

bob.

a Prime Minister's must have

4 minutes ago, Gecko123 said:

If you're as fluent in Thai as you claim to be, biggest challenge would be to not accidentally correctly pronounce any words in Thai  which would be a sure-fire give away that you're not fresh off the boat.

We don't care what Thai's think. We are talking about looking like a tourist or not.

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

payday today ralf?

 

bob.

 

 

For government employee's I beleive it is, yes.

I reakon your going to end up in one of these places or maybe all 4 of them.

Fish restaurant 

Soapy Massage 

Taylor's shop

Sexy show

On 7/30/2024 at 4:36 AM, bob smith said:

im off out now on a little social experiment.

 

I'm heading to a well known tourist ghetto dressed in the stereotypical tourist attire.

I'm going to pretend that I am fresh off the boat and have no clue about anything.

 

I'm also going to say yes to anything that is offered to me.

I have a spare 10,000 in my pocket and i'm bored so I fancy a bit of fun..

 

who knows where I may end up!

btw, if you see a bloke dressed like this today then it may just be me!!

 

UPDATES TO FOLLOW.

 

bob.

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You came by boat to Thailand?

😂😂😂

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Ooooooh you are awful.

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18 minutes ago, Kinok Farang said:

Ooooooh you are awful.

you are dreaful.

 

bob.

Just a cheap excuse to let oneself suck those lb balls

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