AltumAngel Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he tried to follow the bird with his truck, but he couldn't catch up to the accelerating chicken. Seeing it turn into a small farm, Juan followed it. To his astonishment, he realized that the chicken had three legs. Looking around the small farm, he noticed that ALL of the chickens had three legs. The farmer came out of his house, and Juan said, "Three-legged chickens? That's astonishing!" The farmer replied, "Yep. I bred 'em that way because I love drumsticks." Juan was curious. "How does a three-legged chicken taste?" The farmer smiled. "Dunno. Haven't been able to catch one yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 This is the oldest joke in the universe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneeyedJohn Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 This is the oldest joke in the universe! It may well be, but, if you haven't heard it before, it still makes you smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 This is the oldest joke in the universe! No NOT the oldest, that was the three legged brontosaurus, Or was it the teranadon BOOM BOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toasted Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Excellent joke - but then I'm known for my bad taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 This is the oldest joke in the universe! It may well be, but, if you haven't heard it before, it still makes you smile In all fairness, even though it's the oldest joke ever, it does still make me smile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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