Grab a regular massage off Thaifriendly - my experience

[henrik2000]

 

Warning, idiot here. Now: Several ladies on Thaifriendly advertise regular non-naughty massage services at customers’ homes. Here is some of the communication I got: 

 

___LADY 1:

ME: Hello khrap, can you come to my condo in Jomtien in soi 1 today at 1:30 p.m. for 2 hours of oil massage? If you have time, please tell me your price for 2 hours and transport. Thank you!

SHE: Lline id XYZ 

ME (in Line): Hello khrap, it's me again from Thaifriendly. So can you come to my condo in Jomtien in soi 1 today at 1:30 p.m. for 2 hours of oil massage? If you have time, please tell me your price. Thank you!

SHE: hi

ME: ((30 minutes silence))

SHE: what give line no talk fake block getaway 

SHE: getaway 

 

___LADY 2:

ME: Hello khrap, can you come to my condo in Jomtien in soi 1 today at 1:30 p.m. for 2 hours of oil massage? If you have time, please tell me your price for 2 hours and transport. Thank you!

SHE: I work from 10:00 to 4:30.

ME: That means you can massage me because you work outcall massage? Or does it mean you can NOT massage me because you work something else? 

SHE: Tomatoes and today I work from 10:00 to 4:30.!!!

 

___LADY 3

is from a massage shop near the condo. Unlike other massage shops, they offer a reasonable price for outcall massage

ME: I stay in condo building LookSea XY down the road. Do you know it?

SHE: Sure i know it - can go. 

I write down condo building name and LINE ID and leave. So easy. No need to deal with confusing TFers. 

SHE (on the phone): Where ARE you? I’m in condo LookSea XY in the lobby, but i don’t see you!!

ME: But i am in the lobby too, and i don’t see you too! You’re sure you are in condo LookSea XY? 

SHE:  Of course i am in condo LookSea XY! Why you tell me wrong! I wait you already… oh, wait, what? Oh, sorry nakha, the man says this is condo LookSea YZ! Where is LookSea XY? Please give me 10 minutes, i come. 

 

___LADY 4:

from TF again. 

ME: Hello khrap, can you come to my condo in Jomtien in soi 1 today at 1:30 p.m. for 2 hours of oil massage? If you have time, please tell me your price for 2 hours and transport. Thank you!

SHE: That's fine, I can come at 13:30 p.m. today and the price is 800 for 2 hours including transport to your place. I am free today.

SHE (later): I'm on my way now ((attached screenshot of Bolt trip shows ETA 1:25 p.m.))

[novacova]

Weird, life must be rather boring for you.

[G_Money]

TG ‘s sense of direction and knowledge of local establishments is lacking for being natives.

 

Never noticed legitimate massage advertising on TF.  Not saying it doesn’t happen.  I just haven’t seen it.

[scubascuba3]

I have a lady i know come over i met in the shop years ago, 500 for an hour of special massage. I wouldn't bother with thaifriendly for that plus too busy now it's high season

[Young Hick]

My condo is for me alone.  Not for anyone else to come over especially people I don't know.  I did get a massage once and I went to their place instead.  A great experience and would do it again.

[CanadaSam]

And, OP, your post would have been a LOT more interesting had you included how the massage(s) went, preferably in detail, should I ever wish to have the in-call experience!

[Vibora99]

the level of intelligence is terrifying

[BarBoy]

Thaifriendly really has gone down hill these days.

 

It used to be great for quick hookups - I have had upwards of 20 over the years, none of which I paid for but these days the place is a graveyard for over the hill hookers and ladyboys high on Yaba. 

[G_Money]

7 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Thaifriendly really has gone down hill these days.

 

It used to be great for quick hookups - I have had upwards of 20 over the years, none of which I paid for but these days the place is a graveyard for over the hill hookers and ladyboys high on Yaba. 

“none of which I paid for “

 

We believe you Bob, we really do 

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, G_Money said:

We believe you Bob, we really do 

I am glad you believe me but my name isn't Bob...

 

And if that was supposed to be your futile attempt at sarcasm then the jokes on you buddy! 

[saintdomingo]

6 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

I am glad you believe me but my name isn't Bob...

 

And if that was supposed to be your futile attempt at sarcasm then the jokes on you buddy! 

No it isn't. 

[GreasyFingers]

19 hours ago, novacova said:

Weird, life must be rather boring for you.

Or more boring with you to read make a comment .

[madone]

4 hours ago, Vibora99 said:

the level of intelligence is terrifying

indeed it is, somehow, however, you all manage to rack up post numbers in the thousands. 

[henrik2000]

14 hours ago, Young Hick said:

My condo is for me alone.  Not for anyone else to come over especially people I don't know.

I see your point. But i had horrible experiences in massage shops, with customers and/or masseuse talking boastfully loudly literally overy my head, too hot or too cold (once got a cold), shower disagreable, and then stepping back onto the mad street when i'd just like to curl up.

 

Actually i also find the girls slightly adventurous to enter a foreign male's condo, and i try everything to make them feel safe (which maybe they don't even require). One massage lady said, "i feel safe because i know this area". I asked her how this helps if she's locked into a 15th floor condo with a madman. She didn't know either.

[henrik2000]

7 hours ago, CanadaSam said:

And, OP, your post would have been a LOT more interesting had you included how the massage(s) went, preferably in detail, should I ever wish to have the in-call experience!

It sounds like you're not really in the market for the in-call experience, so why expostulate. I also do think, when the therapist comes to your abode, it's usually called "outcall" by both parties.

[scottiejohn]

8 minutes ago, henrik2000 said:

it's usually called "outcall" by both parties.

Please explain!

The "out caller" surely is the person who calls the person they wish to be coming into their apartment and therefore that person they have called must be described as the "incomer"!

How can they both be "out callers" when only one has made an out call?

[mstevens]

10 hours ago, G_Money said:

“none of which I paid for “

 

We believe you Bob, we really do 

 

Be cynical if it makes you happy. ThaiFriendly and before that ThaiLoveLinks were once very rich pickings. Plenty of us met many lovely ladies on those sites.

[G_Money]

10 hours ago, mstevens said:

 

Be cynical if it makes you happy. ThaiFriendly and before that ThaiLoveLinks were once very rich pickings. Plenty of us met many lovely ladies on those sites.

Of course you never paid them a single baht either.  Is that a correct statement?

[NoshowJones]

On 12/8/2024 at 10:09 PM, henrik2000 said:

 

Warning, idiot here. Now: Several ladies on Thaifriendly advertise regular non-naughty massage services at customers’ homes. Here is some of the communication I got: 

 

___LADY 1:

ME: Hello khrap, can you come to my condo in Jomtien in soi 1 today at 1:30 p.m. for 2 hours of oil massage? If you have time, please tell me your price for 2 hours and transport. Thank you!

SHE: Lline id XYZ 

ME (in Line): Hello khrap, it's me again from Thaifriendly. So can you come to my condo in Jomtien in soi 1 today at 1:30 p.m. for 2 hours of oil massage? If you have time, please tell me your price. Thank you!

SHE: hi

ME: ((30 minutes silence))

SHE: what give line no talk fake block getaway 

SHE: getaway 

 

___LADY 2:

ME: Hello khrap, can you come to my condo in Jomtien in soi 1 today at 1:30 p.m. for 2 hours of oil massage? If you have time, please tell me your price for 2 hours and transport. Thank you!

SHE: I work from 10:00 to 4:30.

ME: That means you can massage me because you work outcall massage? Or does it mean you can NOT massage me because you work something else? 

SHE: Tomatoes and today I work from 10:00 to 4:30.!!!

 

___LADY 3

is from a massage shop near the condo. Unlike other massage shops, they offer a reasonable price for outcall massage

ME: I stay in condo building LookSea XY down the road. Do you know it?

SHE: Sure i know it - can go. 

I write down condo building name and LINE ID and leave. So easy. No need to deal with confusing TFers. 

SHE (on the phone): Where ARE you? I’m in condo LookSea XY in the lobby, but i don’t see you!!

ME: But i am in the lobby too, and i don’t see you too! You’re sure you are in condo LookSea XY? 

SHE:  Of course i am in condo LookSea XY! Why you tell me wrong! I wait you already… oh, wait, what? Oh, sorry nakha, the man says this is condo LookSea YZ! Where is LookSea XY? Please give me 10 minutes, i come. 

 

___LADY 4:

from TF again. 

ME: Hello khrap, can you come to my condo in Jomtien in soi 1 today at 1:30 p.m. for 2 hours of oil massage? If you have time, please tell me your price for 2 hours and transport. Thank you!

SHE: That's fine, I can come at 13:30 p.m. today and the price is 800 for 2 hours including transport to your place. I am free today.

SHE (later): I'm on my way now ((attached screenshot of Bolt trip shows ETA 1:25 p.m.))

Neither Bob, GG, or Barboy would come away with anything like this. 😄

[mstevens]

13 hours ago, G_Money said:

Of course you never paid them a single baht either.  Is that a correct statement?

 

I always happily paid for coffee, dinner, drinks, outings etc, as I imagine 99% of men would expect to.

[Bobthegimp]

On 12/9/2024 at 8:41 PM, henrik2000 said:

i try everything to make them feel safe

 

Next time cover the floor with a sheet of plastic and have a hammer and bone saw prominently displayed.  Tell her to lie on the plastic because you want to give her a massage first. It was a great icebreaker on first dates back home. 

[jacko45k]

5 hours ago, mstevens said:

 

I always happily paid for coffee, dinner, drinks, outings etc, as I imagine 99% of men would expect to.

I suspect the ladies had a similar high percentage expecting to get some form of 'tip'....

[mstevens]

8 hours ago, jacko45k said:

I suspect the ladies had a similar high percentage expecting to get some form of 'tip'....

 

Not back then. But then I was not after wham, bam, thank you, mam.