Ramble On!

[BarBoy]

4 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Midnightish

Richard Ramirez Style?

[FriscoKid]

5 minutes ago, Gobbler said:

I thought we would discuss Led Zeppelin.

Try this:

 

 

[FriscoKid]

3 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Richard Ramirez Style?

Don't know him. But then I should be at the bottom of Soi 11 by around 3AM for a slice of pizza. 

[bkk6060]

How many of you men ejaculated today?  It is good for you cleans out the Prostate and studies show it can help prevent cancer.  If you don't have a female partner masturbation is encouraged.  Don't worry, God will not think you are bad.

My moto is an ejaculation a day keeps the Doctor away.  How bout you?

[saintdomingo]

4 hours ago, Briggsy said:

 

I was thinking of Rambling Boy by Tom Paxton.

[FriscoKid]

Zeppelin watching from above. 

[BarBoy]

5 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Don't know him. But then I should be at the bottom of Soi 11 by around 3AM for a slice of pizza. 

Google him.

 

Also known as the night stalker..

 

Lovely chap!

[Keeps]

3 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

How many of you men ejaculated today?  It is good for you cleans out the Prostate and studies show it can help prevent cancer.  If you don't have a female partner masturbation is encouraged.  Don't worry, God will not think you are bad.

My moto is an ejaculation a day keeps the Doctor away.  How bout you?

I knocked one out in bed today.

 

The other patients on the ward didn't look too happy about it.

 

 

[BarBoy]

5 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

How many of you men ejaculated today?  It is good for you cleans out the Prostate and studies show it can help prevent cancer.  If you don't have a female partner masturbation is encouraged.  Don't worry, God will not think you are bad.

My moto is an ejaculation a day keeps the Doctor away.  How bout you?

3 a year don't make you queer, that's one of my favorite mottos! 

[FriscoKid]

6 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

How many of you men ejaculated today?  It is good for you cleans out the Prostate and studies show it can help prevent cancer.  If you don't have a female partner masturbation is encouraged.  Don't worry, God will not think you are bad.

My moto is an ejaculation a day keeps the Doctor away.  How bout you?

I usually head out, push the first one out with a tart, then knock out 2 more on my own when I get home with her panties wrapped around my head as a blindfold.  

[BarBoy]

12 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

I usually head out, push the first one out with a tart, then knock out 2 more on my own when I get home with her panties wrapped around my head as a blindfold.  

...when's the last time you attended church?

[FriscoKid]

3 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

...when's the last time you attended church?

I did it in a church last week. But here is the better play, since many of the birds these days aren't even wearing panties anymore. So I bring my own lacey knickers to the event and use them to clean her up when I'm done. Then hang them from the side mirror as you're driving home and they'll be dry and ready to go when you reach your sweaty little hovel. Then tie them tightly around your nose and mouth as a mask. Then the rest of the gig, well you know what to do... 

[BarBoy]

24 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

How many of you men ejaculated today?

It's a constant thing for me.

 

 

[BarBoy]

2 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

I did it in a church last week. But here is the better play, since many of the birds these days aren't even wearing panties anymore. So I bring my own lace panties to the event and use them to clean her up when I'm done. Then hang them from the side mirror as you're driving home and they'll be dry and ready to go when you reach your sweaty little hovel. Then tie them tightly around your nose and mouth as a mask. Then the rest of the gig, well you know what to do... 

Goodness, gracious me!

[FriscoKid]

Just now, BarBoy said:

Goodness gracious me!

That's what she said!

[Lacessit]

39 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Don't kill the messenger. You should be thanking me. I just added a whole bunch of unchecked boxes to your floundering to-do list that you didn't even know were missing. And you'll figure out for yourself that once you get past the smell that you've got it licked.

Not killing the messenger, just a factual statement.

 

I get quite enough jollies with what I do now, thank you. I suspect attempting the unchecked boxes you recommend would result in olfactory paralysis.

[Lacessit]

2 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

It's a constant thing for me.

 

 

Verbally, I agree.

[BarBoy]

5 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Verbally, I agree.

Sometimes I'll be at a coffee shop or a restaurant and it will Just go off, with no apparent cause..

 

68 and still fully loaded with plenty to spare!!

[FriscoKid]

3 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Not killing the messenger, just a factual statement.

 

I get quite enough jollies with what I do now, thank you. I suspect attempting the unchecked boxes you recommend would result in olfactory paralysis.

I can only show you the door and then you need to walk through it yourself. 

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, FriscoKid said:

I can only show you the door

...I've heard he prefers the back door 🤭

[FriscoKid]

6 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

It's a constant thing for me.

 

 

do you normally use one of those scrunchie fabric women's hair ties to cordon off your sack first so it doesn't get in the way? 

[FriscoKid]

3 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Sometimes I'll be at a coffee shop or a restaurant and it will Just go off, with no apparent cause..

 

68 and still fully loaded and plenty to spare!!

happens all the time. I was just cleaning it the other day when it went off.

[Lacessit]

3 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Sometimes I'll be at a coffee shop or a restaurant and it will Just go off, with no apparent cause..

 

68 and still fully loaded and plenty to spare!!

57 posts and you're still not tired?

[FriscoKid]

1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

...I've heard he prefers the back door 🤭

For receiving deliveries?

[BarBoy]

Just now, FriscoKid said:

For receiving deliveries?

Yeah. Salami and that...

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

57 posts and you're still not tired?

Who's counting?

[Lacessit]

2 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

...I've heard he prefers the back door 🤭

He's recommended front and back doors. Seems to have trouble making up his mind.

 

Probably one of KY's best customers.

[Lacessit]

3 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Who's counting?

ASEAN is, top right hand corner of your screen.

 

I am way behind you, best place to be considering your ejaculations.

[FriscoKid]

7 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Yeah. Salami and that...

sliced?

[FriscoKid]

Ok, ladies, I'm off. Ciao.