Elon Musk Said He’ll Take Your Whole Family to Mars If Donald Trump Wins

[SiSePuede419]

Elon Musk told everyone on X that if they vote for Donald Trump, he’ll take them to Mars within several years—and if they vote for Kamala Harris, they can kiss a trip to outer space goodbye.

 

Well, guess who won?

 

Donald Trump.  Yaaay.

 

Your family gets to go to Mars.

 

Hurray.

 

Maybe the price of eggs, housing, health insurance, dental work, restaurant food, childcare and inflation will be less there.

 

Yeah, that sounds good. 😘

 

I know he said it would take a few years but you might want to start lining up at the launchpad.  

 

There's 127 million families in America, so you might want to get in line early.

 

Enjoy your swim in the Gulf of America when the capsule falls down from outer space and falls into shark infested waters. 🦈

 

[Crossy]

I can think of quite a few AN members who I would gladly nominate for a one-way ticket

 

[bamnutsak]

There's not enough room for Elon's 'family', one of his baby mommas just gave birth to child number 13.

 

Now I understand why he uses Roman numerals for names.

 

 

[SiSePuede419]

3 hours ago, bamnutsak said:

There's not enough room for Elon's 'family', one of his baby mommas just gave birth to child number 13.

The rabble can use the free tier of ChatGPT to access to GPT-5.

 

While rich people can pay money to  access to versions of GPT-5 that run at higher intelligence levels.

 

But it appears frequently they're just too thrifty to do that. 😄

 

Most of the time, they're too lazy to even spend 30 seconds researching some conspiracy theory they just reposted that only a fool would believe. 

 

 

 

 

[Stocky]

I wish he'd hurry up, he can take Trump and that extended family of grifters with him too.

[SiSePuede419]

17 minutes ago, Stocky said:

I wish he'd hurry up

In case you haven't noticed Mars is just another grift.  Musk can't even get FSD to work on a car, much less create the kind of tech gear you would need to go and come back from Mars.  Beyond his pay grade. He's just a rich hustler salesman.  He doesn't have any "new ideas". NASA has been sending rockets up to suborbital altitude since the 60s. Reusable rockets are a good innovation, but nowhere near the collection of technologies needed for a successful Mars mission. No way is Musk getting to Mars in 3 years.

Nor 30 years, even.

It's a scam.  A Gum'mint grifter.

 

Good job, Elon. 👍

 

Good job fleecing American taxpayers.

 

5 out of 5 moneybags 💰💰💰💰💰

[Stocky]

7 minutes ago, SiSePuede419 said:

In case you haven't noticed Mars is just another grift. 

Yeah but we live in hope.

[bamnutsak]

Musk famously said that he wanted to die on Mars...

 

just not on impact.