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2 hours ago, Briggsy said:

 

 

In addition, how can you have peace negotiations between one side and their best mate, completely cutting out the other side.

Well it worked out fine in Afghanistan .. ..oh wait 

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Look, we had a call. Me and Vlad. Unus ad unum. My anus too. A big call. Some people said it was going to be very important with a level of importance, the likes of which the world has never seen before. The best people said that. Tremendous things were supposed to happen. But you know what? Total waste of taxpayer time. Nothing got done. Absolutely nothing. It was a nothing burger, folks. You ever have a burger with nothing in it? No meat. No cheese. Not even any of that vegetable they call ketchup? Just an empty bun. My empty buns. Not even a side order of fries. That’s what this call was. We talked for 90 minutes, we said things, we played pong on Hunter Biden's laptop, but at the end of the day, I achieved absolutely nothing. No peace. I was useless. Should have been doing something great, something historic. Winning peace prizes. Instead? I was utterly and completely hopeless. I am an abomination. A complete joke. A hoax. Even the do-nothing democrats agree that I am a waste of orange colored skin cream. There was nothing bigly about it. Sad. China! Tariffs!

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Don't worry, Fat Daddy will take care of everything, they said...

 

THE PERFECT PHONE CALL 

 

BRRRRING BRRRRING

 

Vlad: Yellooo!

 

Donnie: Listen, Vla--

 

Vlad: Pee Pee tape.

 

Donnie: ...

 

Vlad: Everything for me, nothing for you. [CLICK]

 

Donnie: But but but I got a friend who likes that white powder that makes him do Nazi salutes, Vlad...

 

Vlad: [dial tone]

 

Musk: Entitlements!  Fraud!  Must!  Cut!  Need tax cuts! 

 

[Dancing around the room like a dork pretending he has a chainsaw]

VROOM VROOM 

😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭

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