German breakfast

[harryviking]

On 6/23/2025 at 6:21 AM, Blueman1 said:

It DOESN'T Compare, That's MHO !!

LOL! True! Not much can be compared to that British "breakfast"! 

[jts-khorat]

16 hours ago, jts-khorat said:

 

Let me tell you as a native German... this is NOT a German breakfast. Disgusting!

 

The only warm thing in a German breakfast might be boiled eggs. Sliced bread and butter, more likely marmelade or honey than cold ham or salami to put on it. Croissants or other similar pastries. Definitely a can of coffee.

 

Nobody in Germany would ever eat such a thing as in the photo, but of course, tourists don't know.

 

How could this post have gotten a downvote?

 

Somebody knows better than the natives?

 

What is wrong with the "German meal" in the picture:

 

Mystery ham (instead of real cooked one showing lumps of meat), a laughable mini-Schnitzel with bad crust (not welling and the meat obviously not hammered), nasty mashed potatoes (not creamy), lumpy home fries with some mystery green which has been cooked with them (instead of the potatoes being evenly thick slices, so they brown properly without some being just cooked), a mini meatball (you can see it even in the photo that it is of too hard consistence) and a red sausage (instead of a white Bratwurst), all mixed in some mystery red oily liquid on the bottom of the plate.

 

I have written in parenthesis, what I as a German would think about the individual components on this plate. That they would never be eaten in such an ensemble in germany is, I hope, self-explanatory.

 

It is not often that I have seen such an abhorrend mockery of a restaurant dish, it seems an intentionally disgusting assortment of food.