Monday Joke

[Jamesyboi]

There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could

have been worse." No matter what happened, the old

sheriff always had the same answer: "It could have been

worse."

One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered

an emergency call at a farmhouse When they walked

in, they found the nud_e bodies of a man and a woman

in the bedroom. They had been shot to death.

When they went to the living room, they found the body of

a man with a gun at his side.

"No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other. "This was

a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and

found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them

both. Then he shot himself."

"You're right," the other deputy replied. "Double murder

and suicide. But I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here

he's going to say 'it could have been worse."

"No way. How could it be worse? There are three people

in the house, and all of them have been shot to death. It

couldn't be worse. You're on."

About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He

walked into the bedroom and saw the two nud_e bodies. He

then walked into the living room and saw the man on the

floor with the gun by his side. "No doubt about it," the

sheriff said, shaking his head. "It was a double murder

and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in

bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he

shot himself."

After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his

deputies squarely in the eyes. "But, you know," he said,

"it could have been worse."

The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted,

"Sheriff, how could it have been worse? There are three

people in this farmhouse, and all three of them are dead.

It couldn't have been worse?!?"

"Yes it could," the sheriff retorted. "You see that guy there

on the floor? If he had come home yesterday, that would

be me in there in that bed!"