Eight Marks Of A True Friend

[ajarnmark]

1. When you are sad ... I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue ... I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile ... I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared ... I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried ... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused ... I will use little words.

7. When you are sick ... Stay the hel_l away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.